Gidtancibyok is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet shark.

Gidtancibyok created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtancibyok, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidtancibyok, she will turn you into a frog.

Gidtancibyok's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gidtancibyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect your elders.