Danyakstik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unselfish frog.

Danyakstik created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danyakstik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Danyakstik, it will laugh at you.

Danyakstik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Danyakstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never feed apples to aardvarks while wearing boots.