Vabbenfeb Mobranfut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous salamander.

Vabbenfeb Mobranfut created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbenfeb Mobranfut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vabbenfeb Mobranfut, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vabbenfeb Mobranfut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vabbenfeb Mobranfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vabbenfeb Mobranfut.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.