Gigarnapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident dragon.

Gigarnapp created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Gigarnapp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigarnapp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gigarnapp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gigarnapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.