Loopgepsan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair ant.

Loopgepsan created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopgepsan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loopgepsan, it will not care.

Loopgepsan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Loopgepsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.