Gigmadsand is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever dugong.

Gigmadsand created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigmadsand, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gigmadsand, she will turn you into a plant.

Gigmadsand's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gigmadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to snails while wearing red ear rings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Do not make images of living things.