Bellvidart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy naga.

Bellvidart created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellvidart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bellvidart, it will be very unhappy.

Bellvidart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bellvidart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.