Flyflapnad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful duck.

Flyflapnad created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyflapnad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flyflapnad, she will curse you with boils.

Flyflapnad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flyflapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.