Yokgodzog Bonkfomwat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong whale.

Yokgodzog Bonkfomwat created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Yokgodzog Bonkfomwat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokgodzog Bonkfomwat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yokgodzog Bonkfomwat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yokgodzog Bonkfomwat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Do not kill snakes.