Sogcumhom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating wasp.

Sogcumhom created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogcumhom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sogcumhom, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sogcumhom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sogcumhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Run away from brown voles, for they are unholy.