Wigflamzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast wyvern.

Wigflamzen created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigflamzen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wigflamzen, it will turn you into a rock.

Wigflamzen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wigflamzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Do not take Wigflamzen's name in vain.

4. Always obey Wigflamzen's priests.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.