Bimgumarpyambest is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy mongoose.

Bimgumarpyambest created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimgumarpyambest, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimgumarpyambest, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bimgumarpyambest's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bimgumarpyambest's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.