List is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, irritating squirrel.

List created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in List, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in List, she will turn you into a sparrow.

List's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

List's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the south.