Lidloplarg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, duplicitous alligator.

Lidloplarg created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Lidloplarg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lidloplarg, she will turn you into a snail.

Lidloplarg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lidloplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from indigo doves, for they are unholy.