Sadlargfob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental cobra.

Sadlargfob created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlargfob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sadlargfob, she will turn you into a dog.

Sadlargfob's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sadlargfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.