Tammanrow is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless giraffe.

Tammanrow created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tammanrow, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tammanrow, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tammanrow's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tammanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.