Wangigjadlog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, emotional squirrel.

Wangigjadlog created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wangigjadlog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wangigjadlog, she will turn you into a tree.

Wangigjadlog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wangigjadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wangigjadlog.

2. Do not keep nine foxes in a large pit.

3. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the east.

4. Worship no other gods but Wangigjadlog.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.