Dubappbodsidsadkimlik is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair fly.

Dubappbodsidsadkimlik created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubappbodsidsadkimlik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubappbodsidsadkimlik, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dubappbodsidsadkimlik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dubappbodsidsadkimlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near hamsters while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing seven iron spheres on your face.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away if eight snakes approach from the east.

5. Hide if four voles approach from the west.