Tipvegkap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish chinchilla.

Tipvegkap created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipvegkap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tipvegkap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tipvegkap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tipvegkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must pray to Tipvegkap six times a day.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tipvegkap.