Quagsinnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking bird.

Quagsinnab created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagsinnab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quagsinnab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quagsinnab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Quagsinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about fire.