Babranflatlop is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, clever swallow.

Babranflatlop created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babranflatlop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babranflatlop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Babranflatlop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Babranflatlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from blue shrews for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Babranflatlop's priests.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.