Cutsiggov Fosswipzim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered crow.

Cutsiggov Fosswipzim created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutsiggov Fosswipzim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cutsiggov Fosswipzim, he will turn you into a duck.

Cutsiggov Fosswipzim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cutsiggov Fosswipzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near bats while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your feet.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away if six whales approach from the north.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cutsiggov Fosswipzim.