Bumominyak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unfair narwhal.

Bumominyak created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumominyak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumominyak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bumominyak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bumominyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bumominyak.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.