Lipcubvag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring raccoon.

Lipcubvag created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipcubvag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipcubvag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lipcubvag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lipcubvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Lipcubvag's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipcubvag.