Wikdissnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, effective monkey.

Wikdissnutt created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdissnutt, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikdissnutt, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wikdissnutt's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wikdissnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to goats while wearing magenta ear rings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing cyan shorts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.