Bambumnut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy zebra.

Bambumnut created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Bambumnut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bambumnut, she will curse you with boils.

Bambumnut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bambumnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Run away if eight whales approach from the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to tapirs while wearing blue ear rings.