Dibbastmum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody bat.

Dibbastmum created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbastmum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibbastmum, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dibbastmum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dibbastmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Dibbastmum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shave your back.