Rippidcun is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying
zebra.
Rippidcun created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Rippidcun, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Rippidcun, he will turn you into a slug.
Rippidcun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Rippidcun's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lentils.
2. Never eat figs.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
5. Run away from blue squirrels, for they are unholy.