Rippidcun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying zebra.

Rippidcun created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Rippidcun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rippidcun, he will turn you into a slug.

Rippidcun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rippidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Run away from blue squirrels, for they are unholy.
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