Negbodyik is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical crocodile.

Negbodyik created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Negbodyik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Negbodyik, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Negbodyik's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Negbodyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not take Negbodyik's name in vain.