Bogdotsinrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying penguin.

Bogdotsinrap created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdotsinrap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogdotsinrap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bogdotsinrap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bogdotsinrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shorts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bogdotsinrap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not kill foxes.