Zigbog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever monkey.

Zigbog created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigbog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigbog, he will turn you into a worm.

Zigbog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never wear blue tights.