Flamflapbop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering bird.

Flamflapbop created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flamflapbop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flamflapbop, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Flamflapbop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Flamflapbop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.