Cepbonxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional pigeon.

Cepbonxuc created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbonxuc, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepbonxuc, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cepbonxuc's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cepbonxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help mice.

5. Do not stand on grass.