Fenmidsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, compassionate zebra.

Fenmidsog created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenmidsog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fenmidsog, he will strike you with lightening.

Fenmidsog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fenmidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help sick mites.