Botcibcut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical human.

Botcibcut created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botcibcut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botcibcut, it will turn you into a duck.

Botcibcut's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Botcibcut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three gulls approach from the west.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing cyan corsets and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.