Libfitpop is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, generous
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Libfitpop created the planet Mars twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Libfitpop, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Libfitpop, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Libfitpop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Libfitpop's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Do not speak about bread.
4. Always help snails.
5. Always take life seriously.