Libfitpop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Libfitpop created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Libfitpop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Libfitpop, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Libfitpop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Libfitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Always help snails.

5. Always take life seriously.