Dinvabtaffoss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome tortoise.

Dinvabtaffoss created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvabtaffoss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dinvabtaffoss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dinvabtaffoss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dinvabtaffoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Dinvabtaffoss.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not drink alcohol.