Hubfunved is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent crab.

Hubfunved created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Hubfunved, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hubfunved, she will turn you into a rat.

Hubfunved's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hubfunved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away if six dolphins approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never feed peas to bats while wearing tights.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.