Wadhatxen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, prudent skunk.

Wadhatxen created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadhatxen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadhatxen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wadhatxen's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wadhatxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.