But is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet dog.

But created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in But, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in But, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

But's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

But's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey But's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.