Flanstighud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying swan.

Flanstighud created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanstighud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flanstighud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flanstighud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flanstighud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed lots of apples to sheep while wearing gray hats.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear blue shorts.