Sankabparkfonfid is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able
bee.
Sankabparkfonfid created an up quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Sankabparkfonfid, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Sankabparkfonfid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Sankabparkfonfid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Sankabparkfonfid's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep nine ducks in a large pit.
2. Always treat great tits with great respect.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.