Yogteensig is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful
elephant.
Yogteensig created Europe nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogteensig, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Yogteensig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Yogteensig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Yogteensig's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always help tapirs.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always wear blue.