Tomkikrag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, weak octopus.

Tomkikrag created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomkikrag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tomkikrag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tomkikrag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tomkikrag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tomkikrag.