Vadnurhud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid aardvark.

Vadnurhud created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Vadnurhud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadnurhud, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vadnurhud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vadnurhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vadnurhud on top of all buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.