Bugratnak is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet parrot.

Bugratnak created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugratnak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bugratnak, he will not care.

Bugratnak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bugratnak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing fawn stockings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.