Ganfetstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring goat.

Ganfetstig created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganfetstig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ganfetstig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ganfetstig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ganfetstig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ganfetstig.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must love Ganfetstig.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.