Flowingcebbin Ganbuthin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, uncaring tortoise.

Flowingcebbin Ganbuthin created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Flowingcebbin Ganbuthin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flowingcebbin Ganbuthin, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flowingcebbin Ganbuthin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flowingcebbin Ganbuthin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Run away from brown bats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Always take life seriously.