Bankapbod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing lion.

Bankapbod created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bankapbod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bankapbod, she will turn you into a goat.

Bankapbod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bankapbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Fast once a month.