Dinyikflab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful weasel.

Dinyikflab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinyikflab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dinyikflab, she will send you a sign.

Dinyikflab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dinyikflab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.